12 Funny Facts about Singaporean

1. Night - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on.

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Night - Cannot Sleep.

3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese.

4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox.

5. Singapore Chinese use different languages other than Chinese to communicate.

6. Singaporeans never like to Vote, but like to Complain.

7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in singapore - They have Car,
Condo, Credit Card, CPF ... But no Cash and is liable to lots of
loans.

8. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric singaporeans - they know
how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful
computers but they don't know how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet.

10. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy
killing stray cats.

11. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)

12. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke.

13. Private Cars – Getting cheaper to buy one, but getting harder and more expensive to maintain

14. Public Bus – Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost

15. Education – Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More